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You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff.

You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.
Jul 25 '14
mshoneysucklepink:

lurkdusoleil:

This little kitty is Raja. She’s almost 5 years old, a tiny delicate little lady who takes no shit.
This is currently the problem.
Raja has been behaving problematically. She’s going outside the litterbox, aiming it in my 2 year old son’s playroom. And she’s been fighting with another of our cats, with whom she’s always fought, but now she’s getting worse. She and my son don’t get along, and she’s a sweet sweet cat, but for whatever reason, she hates my son, and she hates her brother (actual littermate, just hates him) and we can’t keep her. We’ve tried to deal with these problems for a year now, and it’s only gotten worse. She’s been peeing on my son’s bed, attacking her brother right in front of him—I have to keep my son first.
However, there are no shelter openings. None. We’ve checked within 100 miles of our home, and we can’t find a place for her. Nor can we find a barn for her to rat in, no one around is taking cats. We don’t want to take her to a kill shelter—she doesn’t deserve that. 
She’s healthy. She’s very very sweet with people, as long as they’re adults—she’s such a sweetheart, I swear. And she gets along with our other cat just fine, she cuddles with him and is the biggest lover. She’s spayed and up to date on her shots. And I need to find her a home.
Please, please help. Even to signal boost. We’re in Central NY, in the Mohawk Valley. If you’re nearby, or within a reasonable distance (<3 hours away), we’re willing to transport her.
Please help.

Signal boost!

mshoneysucklepink:

lurkdusoleil:

This little kitty is Raja. She’s almost 5 years old, a tiny delicate little lady who takes no shit.

This is currently the problem.

Raja has been behaving problematically. She’s going outside the litterbox, aiming it in my 2 year old son’s playroom. And she’s been fighting with another of our cats, with whom she’s always fought, but now she’s getting worse. She and my son don’t get along, and she’s a sweet sweet cat, but for whatever reason, she hates my son, and she hates her brother (actual littermate, just hates him) and we can’t keep her. We’ve tried to deal with these problems for a year now, and it’s only gotten worse. She’s been peeing on my son’s bed, attacking her brother right in front of him—I have to keep my son first.

However, there are no shelter openings. None. We’ve checked within 100 miles of our home, and we can’t find a place for her. Nor can we find a barn for her to rat in, no one around is taking cats. We don’t want to take her to a kill shelter—she doesn’t deserve that. 

She’s healthy. She’s very very sweet with people, as long as they’re adults—she’s such a sweetheart, I swear. And she gets along with our other cat just fine, she cuddles with him and is the biggest lover. She’s spayed and up to date on her shots. And I need to find her a home.

Please, please help. Even to signal boost. We’re in Central NY, in the Mohawk Valley. If you’re nearby, or within a reasonable distance (<3 hours away), we’re willing to transport her.

Please help.

Signal boost!

Jul 24 '14

randomactsofdouchebaggery replied to your post:

I’m just NOT a fan of the traditional sit-com format. Too jokey for me. Setup. Joke. Setup. Joke. Awkward moment. Misunderstanding. Setup. Joke. Make up. Joke. (cue the laugh track)

That’s usually how I feel too, but some awesome people whose taste I normally agree with have said that he’s pretty funny. I’m gonna try it.

Jul 24 '14

lurkdusoleil replied to your post:

I didn’t think it looked funny at all, but he was hilarious in it. It’s worth it just to watch him.

That’s good to know! I think he’s the most talented talent to ever talent, but I wasn’t sure if I could handle the schlocky sitcom deal.

Jul 24 '14

I feel like a bad Chris Colfer fan because I just can’t bring myself to watch Hot In Cleveland. The clips I’ve seen make me cringe…I just don’t think it looks funny at all.

Jul 24 '14
surelickholmes:

I cant believe i told chris colfer he inspires me “a shit ton” oh my god

surelickholmes:

I cant believe i told chris colfer he inspires me “a shit ton” oh my god

Jul 23 '14

Reminder that Chris Colfer is going to be portraying Noel Coward in a feature film.

Jul 23 '14

Back in the day, I used to comment on every photo/thing I’d reblog. Sorry for that—I’m having a ball reblogging really old stuff though.

Jul 23 '14
bespectacledcolfer:

chriscolfersperfection:

Awww

I want to marry this picture. (Don’t tell my boyfriend? He might not understand.)

bespectacledcolfer:

chriscolfersperfection:

Awww

I want to marry this picture. (Don’t tell my boyfriend? He might not understand.)

Jul 23 '14
bespectacledcolfer:

dizzlizz:

sproingy-puff:

zcatz:

CHRISTOPHER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? AND WHY DO YOU STILL MANAGE TO BE HOT DOING IT?

^

his eyes tho

New (to me) picture! Fun! Yeah, how he manages to look so adorable making
whatever that particular face is a mystery… Those eyes are UNBELIEVABLE. Jeebus.

bespectacledcolfer:

dizzlizz:

sproingy-puff:

zcatz:

CHRISTOPHER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? AND WHY DO YOU STILL MANAGE TO BE HOT DOING IT?

^

his eyes tho

New (to me) picture! Fun! Yeah, how he manages to look so adorable making
whatever that particular face is a mystery… Those eyes are UNBELIEVABLE. Jeebus.
Jul 23 '14
bespectacledcolfer:

Oh hai there, lovely one! I actually forgot how perfect you are for a second—thanks for the reminder. :)

bespectacledcolfer:

Oh hai there, lovely one! I actually forgot how perfect you are for a second—thanks for the reminder. :)