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You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff.

You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.
May 24 '13

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May 24 '13
amelialourdes:

He’s been added to the board at the House of Blues on Sunset.

amelialourdes:

He’s been added to the board at the House of Blues on Sunset.

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May 24 '13

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May 24 '13

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“I’ll see you downstairs..”

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May 24 '13

Kurt + Vivienne Westwood

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May 23 '13

Fic: 100 Days - The First Step (Maine, 1.2/10)

borogroves:

Kurt and Blaine have been best friends (and nothing more) since the age of six.  Now 22-year-old college graduates, they take a roadtrip around the USA, visiting every state in 100 days.  Fifty states.  Two boys.  One love story.

Also on:  ffnetLJ and S&C.  For updates, track borogroves fic or fic: 100 days.  Previous chapters here.

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Day 000: Sunday 16 September, 2012
The First Step (Maine)

“So what’s our first movie going to be?”

“Has to be Forrest Gump.  Has to be.”

“I think I can live with that.  Alright, Anderson.  One down, forty-nine to go.”

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Blaine stood outside the R.V., the thumb of his left hand tracing around the patterns on his pocket watch casing, the fingers of his right absently swinging the keys back and forth.  It was just after sunset and the sky was somewhere between periwinkle and cobalt.  The stars hadn’t yet made their twinkling appearance, though Blaine doubted if they would even be visible through the thin layer of cirrostratus that had contained the late-September humidity since mid-morning.

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May 23 '13

One Spectacle Grander (7/7 - COMPLETE)

lurkdusoleil:

Title: One Spectacle Grander 
Rating: R (NC-17 in last chapter)
Pairing: Klaine, brief mentions of Kurtana, Bram
Word Count: ~5550/~22000
Warnings: Explicit descriptions of homophobic society, violence, mentions of forced marriage
Summary: They say that a bird cannot love a fish. But who are the nameless they, to define love?

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7

Read it on S&C

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