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You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff.

You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.
Sep 21 '14

The Story of the Good Guys

gleekto:

So I see from a few people’s responses that a lot of people out there are angry at either Kurt (for hurting Blaine by leaving him) or Blaine (for hurting Kurt by dating his former bully).

The catchphrases are ‘It is impossible to come back from…’ and/or ‘He could never forgive’ and on and on…

All I can say to any of that stuff is -  No it isn’t. And yes, he will (on both sides).

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Sep 21 '14

Amber Riley, left, and Chris Colfer attend a private event at Hyde Staples Center hosted by Dell for the Katy Perry concert on September 19, 2014 in Los Angeles, Calif. [UHQ]

(Source: chriscolfernews)

Sep 21 '14

No matter who we become, we’ll always belong to each other.

(Source: devon-andersons)

Sep 21 '14

(Source: crissren)

Sep 19 '14

« I don’t want to say life is too short for drama, but I think I’m just too old for drama. I’d rather go home and be with my cat and my dog than start a war with someone. »

(Source: grimm-warning)

Sep 19 '14

Anonymous asked:

chris colfer and Darren criss have the cutest , prettiest eyes ever , but what happen if you mixed them ?

sandandfoamworld:

silllybrit:

struckbycrissandcolfer:

jacarfanda:

U get mAGIC AnD THEN MPREG AND THEN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SON EVER EXISTED IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS NOT OKAY

okay if you open this on your laptop, then move the pic up and down the smallest amount but really, really quickly it’s really freaky. Like mindblowingly freaky.

this is the answer people will get when they ask me who would I choose between Chris and Darren!

Sep 19 '14

here, have some spotlight dinner kurt :)

(Source: kurtscoffee)

Sep 19 '14

(Source: waltzy)

Sep 19 '14

Wicked Klaine
I think I might have lost my eyesight while drawing this. But I’m very happy with the result! :)

Wicked Klaine

I think I might have lost my eyesight while drawing this. But I’m very happy with the result! :)

(Source: sunshunes)

Sep 19 '14