January 2012
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Things I look forward to in 2012:
I’m a bit melancholy this evening Tumblr peeps, but I want to sincerely thank all of you for expanding my horizons, making me laugh, making me cry, and helping me feel so welcomed and understood in a community made up of ALL of the stripes of the rainbow of humanity. May you all be blessed with love and all sorts of good stuff in 2012. Love, Sam
Love
Laughter
Hugs
Having a hand to hold...
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Pornspam: Klaine, NC-17, Not Appropriate For All...
the-cimmerians:
Okay, this would be #2 in the Kinky Klaine PWP series. PWP #1 is here, and the continuing lot will be available via this tag as I go on.
Warning: NC-17 sex, mild, romantic kink and public sex.
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I may never EVER go to a movie and not think about this. Shit you not, Tumblr.
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December 2011
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Broken Bottles Form A Star by Missgoalie75 →
hummytheson:
Emma Pillsbury advises Blaine Anderson on his college applications during his senior year.
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the-cimmerians replied to your post: Reading “one-handed” if you catch my drift. The…
Dude, what are you reading? Also, when you’re quite finished, will you scan something and tell me if it’s hot?
Just in case Tumblr ate my Ask to you—UM, YES PLEASE.
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I keep seeing people using “fuck you, suck my balls” in posts of anger and frustration, and I’m over here going, “Wait, ball sucking isn’t bad. Why so angry at balls Tumblr?”
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Reading “one-handed” if you catch my drift. The story? Written by one of my favourite people. Who just “liked” a post I made. I feel dirrrrrrty.
Imagine the number of advanced degrees I'd posses...
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
daemondamian:
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION ARMS WIDE OPEN
WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
Yes except I don’t do running lol :D
I can’t help but be slightly baffled by the fact that it’s actually a different YEAR in other places in the world. I get the time zone thing, yada, yaha…but there’s just something time-y wime-y about it that’s just really cool.
Tell me the fuuuuuuuuuture those in 2012 already?
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF MY AUSTRALIAN/NEW...
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oh. right above the post she “liked” is a post about how getting a handjob rather than a blowjob is like getting a “like” instead of a “reblog”.
fml.
with that?
i’m out.
(too tired to capitalize anything.)
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Boyfriend o’ mine? I didn’t watch the link. I’m too headache-y and tired. The morning. Yeah, that’s the plan.
Bed now. Wish you were here.
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carson-strucking-phillips replied to your post: That awkward moment when your thirteen-year-old…
I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry.
tearoutmyinsides replied to your post: That awkward moment when your thirteen-year-old…
Awww c’mon. I started WRITING porn when I was 11. 13 isn’t so bad XD
Karley, bb—-I JUST FEELED A LOT OF MISSING YOU FEELS. Ok, I’m done. Yeah, 13...
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Fic Rec: Destination Unknown →
purekliaination:
princessblaine:
Summary: One night of too much to drink leads to Darren being very confused about his sexuality and more importantly, his feelings towards Chris.
Warnings:
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notaiden replied to your post: That awkward moment when your thirteen-year-old…
::snickers:: This is why I’ve asked every teenager I know to please *not* tell me if they follow me. Way too awkward. Even for me and I give sex talks almost daily.
Ah, yep. I KNOW that I definitely talk to her much more candidly than her Mom does, but still…
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That awkward moment when your thirteen-year-old niece “likes” a post you made recently, which results in you realizing that she must have also seen the reblog you did of fan art containing penis.
Hi, baby. Love you. Sorry about the growed-up, naked, boy thing? Isn’t the human form lovely and something to not be ashamed of?
*nervous smile*
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tlyudacris:
tumblr has gone full on gangsta with this shit
hello! it seems that you are using a browser hack…. it’d be a shame if something bad were to happen to you and your blog…
be a reeeaaallll shame…
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Kind of a chapter-ish bit of a fic I wrote.... →
Do I keep going with this one? Anyone have thoughts? Feedback? (FF.net can bite me, by the way.)
It’s Klaine. (Shock. Er.)
P.S—Some of you have seen this already, sorry for the spamming. Got some new peeps on board, so…
P.p.s—*sigh*
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Wanting a good way to waste time and entertain...
A=A Gold-Star Bottom Weighs In
B=Bitchy, preachy Sam weighs in (apparently I like to “weigh in”)
C=Customer service is a treat
D=Darren is not so tall
E=Erection references are always fun
F=FTM woes
G=Grandpas can be sexay too
H=Help me, for I am unskilled
I=In which sam thinks about buttsex
J=Just be an asshole ONCE Christopher
K=Knockitoffhaters
L=Leukemia Sucks It
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Alo, you broke my tag. No matter how many times I clear it—your face trying to be forehead-wrinkly like me pops up. I find this vastly entertaining.
tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs:
getting a handjob instead of a blowjob is like getting a like instead of a reblog
*gigglesnort* truth.
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Joe's Pub - MASTERPOST (with download links)
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theumbrigdeway:
Ok, so I decided to make this one under Read More cause it got too long and confusing. That way I won’t bother your dashes and at the same time I can change stuff if needed.
This time I tried to categorize the video links, but sometimes it’s hard to be accurate so I’m sorry if you don’t agree with something… This is just me trying to make things easer for you to...
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You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff.: fic: make you... →
whiskeytaintedcigarettes:
Title: Make You Feel My Love FTM!Kurt verse
Author: Whiskey Rating: NC-17/R for sex and language Warnings: Dysphoria, use of the word “cunt” in reference to female genitalia. Summary: It had been a while since Blaine had woken up to a morning like this.
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What's up with this "USE MISSING E AND TUMBLR WILL...
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Again and Again and Again by Seaouryou →
hummytheson:
Kurt and Blaine have become That Couple.
I. Love. This.
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Just went to add some milk to my newest cup of coffee and noticed the chicken gravy topped with cling wrap that is contained in a “Likes Boys” mug hanging out in my fridge.
Okay. There’s gay in my fridge even.
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Porn in my head vs. porn that I write:
In my head: “Grasping and pulling Blaine’s hair—not caring if it hurts him, not caring if it stings or throbs because Kurt NEEDS to anchor himself to something-he feels his jaw clench and his cock pulse…”
On the “page”?: “Blah blah blah feelings. Blah blah blah talking. Blah, blah, angsty self-image that creeps in plus blah blah blah.”
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bewildered-dream started following you
gryphus-one started following you
adri1993 started following you
(thanks for the graphic, purekliaination!)
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It appears I am having a new follower festival!
Hi new followers, hi! I have been doing nothing but talking about toilet habits, Chris Colfers’ ass, Darren Criss’ everything, my boyfriend, and porn, so I don’t really know why you are clicking that little “follow” button, but
HI AND THANKS FOR STOPPING IN. (IT’S EARLY, AND I’M TOO TIRED TO FIND A KICKASSED WELCOME-Y GIF, SO JUST PRETEND I’VE...
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