You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff.

You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.
Jan 30 '12

sleepinnude:

devonwood:

and then everything gets super worse when kurt tries to comfort blaine with sex but ends up getting cum in blaine’s good eye so he’s forced to wear two eye patches

but then things get way, way better when they discover the fantastic phenomenon of blaine’s other senses heightening in response

I’d rather get a slushie filled with razor blades AND rat poison in my eye than semen. Shit burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, yo. It makes me wonder how I can swallow it, and suffer no ill effects—get it in my eye? SHIT, I’M BLIND. BLIND! GET THE EYE WASH! CALL THE PARAMEDICS? HAS MY EYE ACTUALLY MELTED OFF? CHECK, WILL YOU? OW!”

90 notes (via angeloftuesday & devonwood)Tags: tmi whatever--it's almost 11

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    fantastic… OH, TRICK! It’s from TRICK. Where mah points?
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    “You ever get cum in your eye, Gabriel? It buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurns!”
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