You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff.

You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.
Feb 25 '12
darrensbubblebutt: dapperfinch: kendrawcandraw: “Oh yeah, you and your boy thingy, so hot right now, I just wanna put my mouth on it” Closest you’ll ever get to porn from me (thank god) Also credit goes to my friend Danielle for the whole saying “Josh Groban” instead of “goddamnit” thing. Seriously, try it, it’s perfect. for the love of sprinkles <3 omg for the love of sprinkles tho’

darrensbubblebutt:

dapperfinch:

kendrawcandraw:

“Oh yeah, you and your boy thingy, so hot right now, I just wanna put my mouth on it”

Closest you’ll ever get to porn from me (thank god)

Also credit goes to my friend Danielle for the whole saying “Josh Groban” instead of “goddamnit” thing. Seriously, try it, it’s perfect.

for the love of sprinkles

<3

omg for the love of sprinkles tho’

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