You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff.

You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.
Feb 25 '12

Okay, what is it? International Reblog Brian and Justin Day? Did I miss a critical memo or some shit?

I LOVE Brian Kinney. LOVE. And, yeah…Justin. I guess I kinda love Justin by proxy. 

YOU ARE ALL KILLING ME WITH HOTNESS AND .GIF SETS. GUH. AND UNF. AND LASKDJFLSADKJLDJFLDFJLJLFDSALJK.

(Remember that one time when Justin topped Brian and I thought my brain was going to explode? Remember Ethan? Wow, I wanted to punch him in his face. He was the original “smarmy meerkat face” for me, I think.)

Remember how Ted. Jesus. I ALWAYS WANTED TO PUNCH TED.

And, Emmett. I always wanted to be bff’s with Emmett.

Also? I really wanted Lindsay and Melanie to shut the fuck up most of the time. (Not because of the lesbianism, but because whinewhinewhinewhine.)

Debbie. So….well, just Debbie.

And Michael? I always wanted him to morph into Vince from the British QAF.

I have Ben feels. Many Ben feels.

Did I mention that I have a hoodie that says, “Brian Kinney is my pretend T.V. boyfriend” on it?

5 notes Tags: QAF ramble much? hot and bothered I would fuck a tree right now

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