You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff.

You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.
Feb 25 '12

How does one lose a vibrator, exactly? I need it. For reasons.

2 notes Tags: it's like my room has become a black hole of where is the STUFF or THING that I need tmi whatever also--transitioning makes things different and vibrators don't work the same way they did before but I'm in a hurry

  1. jessicadeboeck said: And you don’t even have to hide yours, tssssssssssss
  2. homopotamus said: i lose socks constantly. i assume it’s the same principle. have you tried sitting where you last ~saw~ it and trying to see if it’s in reaching distance?
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