You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.
Feb 25 '12
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homopotamus replied to your post: How does one lose a vibrator, exactly? I need it….
i lose socks constantly. i assume it’s the same principle. have you tried sitting where you last ~saw~ it and trying to see if it’s in reaching distance?
I found it!!!! Um. Yay. :)
Also, how cool would it be if you were to find your missing socks all at the same time? It’d be like some weird-ass Sock Christmas.
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homopotamus said:
I’m pretty sure something is eating my socks. Or a pan-dimensional creature steals him, because in his universe they’re of monetary value.
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