You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff.

You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.
Feb 25 '12

tyleroakley:

m0rningsun:

Tyler Oakley doing the Cinnamon Challenge.

Literally, in tears.

I. Can’t. I am SO glad there is no photographic evidence from when I tried this. It was two years ago, by the way. I’m dorkily proud that I did “an internet thing” before it was cool. Every time I sprinkle cinnamon on a drink at work, I have to hold back a gag. Good times.

465 notes (via tyleroakley & fireinthedarks)Tags: however cool and slick you think you are--DO NOT TRY THIS. You WILL hate your life it's unimaginably gross lodges in your throat and gah it burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnns

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    It’s like he never watched any of the other videos first. And to do it hungover? #whatwhatwhatareyoudoing
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    Should I be laughing??
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