You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff.

You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.
Feb 25 '12

Will some of you please leave me encouraging messages so I can leave my computer, go out into the real world, do things that I NEED to do, so I can go do that and then later? 

Write the filthy, porny, ftm!kurt scene that has been replaying over and over in my head?

I won’t be able to do it until this evening, but I NEED to not do it now—though I really, really, want to. I want to IGNORE LIFE. That’d be a bad choice though. 

Crap.

5 notes Tags: alo made me think of it reverse cowboy with fingering eating my brain and my pants help text post for the win

  1. theconfusedbadger said: Go out into the real world and tell us how it is? I think I’ve forgotten…
  2. decidedlydapper said: So, I just got this strange government memo saying that if you don’t accomplish what you need to do, they’re going to be blocking transmission of all Glee scenes that don’t have Mr. Schue in them. Dunno why it got sent to me, though. Weird.
  3. adropofred said: GO AWAY GO IN THE REAL WORLD
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