You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff. - Man, I have some weird URL's saved:

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You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.

Feb 25 '12

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Man, I have some weird URL’s saved:

3 notes Tags: there is a disturbing amount of chris colfer and kurt hummel in here and--things about asses and blowjobs

elanorthefair said: Some? :P Also: “acciofucktogive”: Why did I laugh so much?, and omg “cattle-cattle-cattle-cattle”. This is awesome.
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snarkitout said: HOLY freakin’ crap man, that’s a lot. At least I know you’re not the one that holds dickvandyke- I hate that person with a thousand suns for stealing it and NOT USING IT.
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