You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff.

You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.
Feb 26 '12

darrensbubblebutt:

do you ever just cry because christopher’s legs?

Every other Monday, yes.

(Source: kurtishunglikeamoose)

9 notes (via kurtishunglikeamoose)Tags: p: clothes are stupid stop wearing them

  1. undercovergiraffe said: every. single. day.
  2. bespectacledcolfer reblogged this from kurtishunglikeamoose and added:
    Every other Monday, yes.
  3. allthecocks replied:
  4. bowtie-barry said: almost as good as his butt
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