Actually muster shit to give to change sheets, make bed. Highlight new bedding ensemble with pride. (Cat hides under bed as changing occurs—it’s all so scary for the kitty.)
Five seconds after *pride at nice-looking bed*?
Cat jumps up, and curls into a ball—right in the most prime HEY LOOK AT MY SHEDDING FUR IN THIS SUNBEAM SPOT! DOESN’T IT LOOK AWESOME ON YOUR NEW NAVY BLUE COMFORTER. I HAS A PROUD! region.

