You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff.

You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.
Feb 26 '12

Life, in a nutshell:

Actually muster shit to give to change sheets, make bed. Highlight new bedding ensemble with pride. (Cat hides under bed as changing occurs—it’s all so scary for the kitty.)

Five seconds after *pride at nice-looking bed*?

Cat jumps up, and curls into a ball—right in the most prime HEY LOOK AT MY SHEDDING FUR IN THIS SUNBEAM SPOT! DOESN’T IT LOOK AWESOME ON YOUR NEW NAVY BLUE COMFORTER. I HAS A PROUD! region.

3 notes Tags: stinky 500 thread count sheets

  1. subtextinbohemia said: Your cat is adorable though.
  2. the-cimmerians said: That cat is on the job. Well done, kitty!
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