You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.
Sometimes I think about the people that were epic douchehats to Chris while he was in middle/high school. I imagine them still bitter and uncertain of who they are—-stuck in a small-minded town, prisoners of their own closed-off world views.
AND I *LAUGH MANIACALLY* BECAUSE HA-HA-HA-HA-HA AND HA! Who’s a loser/fag/freak/weirdo now? NOT CHRIS COLFER.