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You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff.

You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.

My Writing and Such

  1. Naming The Stars: Soft (Chapter 1/?) Kurt begins life as Kathryn. He’s five here, his Mom’s still alive, and a bag of glow-in-the-dark stars shapes his life in unexpected ways.
  2. Safe-One shot. My headcanon of what may have transpired during the “box scene that never was.” Klaine/PG
  3. Catch Me, I’m Falling Series (Four Parts—so far.) ftm!Kurt and Blaine. (M to NC-17)
  4. Put Your Hands On Me (One shot—ftm!Kurt/Blaine. Kurt solo. Kurt can’t imagine anyone wanting to put their hands on him sexually—until one night when he can.
  5. Untitled IntersexedKurt Angst Kurt and Burt have it out.
  6. Days Of Soured Wine And Wilted Roses (Part 1) The boys are celebrating their first holidays living together in NYC. Hijinks ensue. (FTM!Kurt and Blaine, Future Fic)
  7. Little Blue Boxes (3/?) Kurt is a freshman at McKinley. He’s also attending school for the first time as a boy. Burt’s on board—Kurt slowly lets others he knows in on his transgendered status. Talk of periods, weirdness, and hilarious conversations ensue. Oh. And, some angst. Just a bit so far. Will be Klaine…eventually.
  8. Starting Something 1/?-Klaine established relationship. Sebastian enters the picture. Kurt feels less-than, and takes it out on Blaine in a pretty pissy way. WILL BE CONTINUED—just left it for now.
  9. Haze-(One Shot) Kurt is done. He’s tired of never being enough. (Reaction fic to Kurt’s rejection from NYADA. NC-17 ftm!Kurt/cis!Blaine)
  10. Rainbow Days (also known as “The Day Kurt Forgot To Bring Sunscreen, and Blaine REALLY Had To Pee”) (One Shot) Kurt and Blaine go to their first Gay Pride parade. Pretty simple, really. PG. trigger warning: very brief mention of suicide.
  11. Aftermath-3/? Kurt and Blaine live lives vastly different from the ones they imagined they would while in high school. They are both thirty years old, and learning how to pick up the pieces of shattered existences. (AKA, “Wasn’t Rehab A Hoot?”) R for thematic elements. trigger warnings: alcoholism, drug abuse, mentions of overdose and depression.
  12. Snow Day!-(Part of the Three Against The World ‘Verse) 1/? Kurt and Blaine are married. Future, kid!fic. A huge snowstorm, the day off from work, and an overly excited three-year-old. What could possibly go wrong? (PG)
  13. But I Can-(Standalone ftm!Kurt/cis!Blaine) A cracked bedroom door calls for creativity and quiet. (NC-17)
  14. Sure Of You-(Post 4x14 reaction ficlet.) Kurt’s had a bit too much champagne, and Blaine’s ass is very distracting. (Klaine, with major appearance by one fabulous Santana Lopez.)