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You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.

Posts tagged Klaine

May 30 '12

To Always Love You, Kurt/Blaine, R

skintightsocks:

Title: To Always Love You
Author: skintightsocks
Rating: R
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Word Count: 4,800+
Summary: ”But what are you promising?” AKA: Box scene reaction fic where Blaine keeps his promises.
Spoilers: none
Warnings: none
Author Notes: A series of snippets from Kurt and Blaine’s relationship in the future, based off of The Box Scene. We could not resist.

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May 30 '12

Anonymous asked: PROMPT: AU: Kurt and Blaine meet speed dating - you have one sentence to wow me

daxterdd:

icedwhitemocha:

He can’t believe he let Rachel talk him into doing this — it’s been the longest, most awkward night of his life and he’s barely been here for twenty minutes — so when the next guy sits down across from him, Kurt doesn’t even bother to look up from his game of Bejeweled when he gives the same opening line he’d used on the last three guys, which had resulted in two dick measurements (gross) and one unbearably pretentious literary quotation: “Okay, go, you have one sentence to impress me.”

“Your name’s Kurt, you’re a student at NYADA, your drink is a gin and tonic, and you absolutely brought the house down two nights ago singing karaoke at Pulse — which I happen to know because I was there, too — and I can’t believe you’re here right now, and I suffered through some very awkward conversations with five or six guys already waiting to get to you, and I’m really glad I did, although frankly, I think your opening line could use some work,” the guy says, and Kurt lifts his head.

#this needs to be a full length fic with sex 

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May 30 '12

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May 30 '12

rewritethestars:

If that is what they cut out of the Christmas episode, then can you imagine the things they cut out of ‘The First Time’ …

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May 30 '12

doonarose:

Oh I just want Blaine to get tongue-tied at their wedding now! You know, stunning ceremony, stunning guests, stunning reception, stunning menu, stunning music, stunning weather, stunning honeymoon, and that’s all mostly because Kurt’s just…stunning. And all Blaine had to do (Kurt liked to tease) was write his vows. And he struggles and ums and ars and begs help from everyone and then gets this amazing, perfect, everything speech written. But when it comes time to speak the words he just fumbles and stutters and forgets. Has to turn to his big brother and get the folded, typed up copy. And read with a shaky voice from that.

And, of course, no one really cares. It’s still a lovely little tale of love and romance and Kurt kisses him and then it’s the whirlwind to the reception and guests to deal with. They hardly have a moment to breath or talk or look at each other. And the ten minutes in the back of the limo to the hotel they do none of those things, they just kiss each other hard and giggling and breathlessly whispering: “Married, oh my god, we’re married.”

Blaine tried to apologize and Kurt waves it off and then eventually accepts and says it doesn’t matter, he knows what Blaine wanted to say (has known since that first year together so long ago.) And then Blaine finds his voice and his words again and whispers dirty, honest, perfect promises for the honeymoon ahead in Kurt’s ear until they’re slipping back into the kitchen and finding a quiet corner and making out like they’re seventeen again. And then caught by Finn.

But when the reception is over and they go off to the honeymoon suite, Blaine finds his voice again and just keeps telling Kurt everything. Every little thing he wanted to promise but couldn’t quite say out loud. By turns dirty and romantic and stupidly sweet. But all very, very true.  

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May 29 '12

“But what are you promising?”

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May 29 '12

Tags: gum wrapper rings and finishing each others sentences klaine sam writes stuff

May 29 '12

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May 28 '12

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May 28 '12

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