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You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff.

You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.

Posts tagged klaine

Sep 1 '14

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Aug 26 '14
Aug 25 '14

(Source: darren-colfer)

Aug 20 '14

asdreamsmaycome:

oldboldsellsword answered: Kurt does the ice bucket challenge on instagram and gets a lot of compliments’. Blaine gets jealous.

(so you should all know by now that it’s basically impossible for me to write a 3-sentence fic. here’s a mini-drabble instead…)

Blaine’s brows are knit together so tightly Kurt doubts he could fit a hair between them. He’s chewing on his lower lip too, which he rarely does unless he’s completely unaware of his surroundings, so Kurt moves over on the couch to glance over his shoulder.

Are you hacking into my instagram account?!"

Blaine ducks away from Kurt’s grabbing hands. “It’s not hacking when you left it open!” He hunches like a turtle to protect the phone in the cocoon of his body while Kurt tries to climb over his back, arms and legs flailing.

"Are you trying to delete my comments? Why? I was getting so many views! Spreading the word! Bringing awareness to ALS!” Kurt dives sideways into the cushions, but Blaine pins him to the couch with an arm across his chest.

"Oh sure, dilflover255 was certainly thinking of ALS when he said you have perky nipples."

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Aug 9 '14
Jul 28 '14

klaine challenge: domestic!klaine

Jul 19 '14

babyblainers:

They asked Curt and Dominic about filming the klaine proposal and Dominic said he got SO emotional because it was groundbreaking and really close to his life. They said it was incredible to see Darren completely transform into Blaine and it was one of the first times when he’d really felt like he was his character. It was like seeing a friend get engaged!
We’re freaking out they loved it so much!!

Jul 18 '14
whisperyvoices:

istytehcrawk:

gingeritt:

owlmethis:

Well, It got done. So that’s something.


#i feel like i’ve reblogged this before#but CAN WE TALK ABOUT KURT HERE#this is so hot i’m in pain

Yes, let’s talk about it.  Let’s talk about how Blaine’s shirt is all rucked up and how their chests slide along one another’s.  Let’s talk about how Kurt lays himself over Blaine as they kiss.  Let’s talk about how Kurt pulls up at the end of the gif making it look like they’re grinding just out of frame.  Let’s talk about Kurt’s mouth already being open as he kisses Blaine.  Let’s talk about how he presses their foreheads together.  Let’s talk about the implications of his undershirt not being tight fitting.  Let’s talk about how his arms bracket Blaine’s head, enveloping him….

Shall I go on?


Yes, you shall.

Please. Don’t stop.

whisperyvoices:

istytehcrawk:

gingeritt:

owlmethis:

Well, It got done. So that’s something.

Yes, you shall.

Please. Don’t stop.

Jul 3 '14

(Source: hummely)

Jul 3 '14
drafling:

I have no regrets.

drafling:

I have no regrets.

(Source: dangerous-beans)