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You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff.

You Dance, I'll Hold Your Stuff I'm Sam. I'm probably way older than you are. If the idea of someone over 35 being on Tumblr gives you the heebie-jeebies, don't follow me, m'kay? I'm a gay ftm guy who is composed entirely of rainbows, glitter, and optimistic cynicism. I like porn. I reblog eet on occasion. Glee owns my heart, as do Klaine, Chris Colfer, and Darren Criss. I'm a firm believer in "ship and let ship", so there will be no "my ____ is better than your ____" here. I write stuff. (Got a page with links and everything!). Not a spoiler-free blog, but I will tag spoilers appropriately. Also, NSFW stuff will appear. (I also say "fuck" a lot.) Old URL's include: Coffeeismyhigherpower and Christophercolferismyhigherpower. Currently, I'm riding high on Glasses!Chris--hence bespectacledcolfer.

Posts tagged klaine

Apr 23 '14
"What would I do without your smart mouth? Drawing me in, and you kicking me out. You’ve got my head spinning, no kidding; I can’t pin you down. What’s going on in that beautiful mind? I’m on your magical mystery ride. And I’m so dizzy, don’t know what hit me, but I’ll be alright. My head’s under water, but I’m breathing fine. You’re crazy, and I’m out of my mind. ‘Cause all of me, loves all of you. Love your curves and all your edges, all your perfect imperfections. Give your all to me; I’ll give my all to you. You’re my end and my beginning. Even when I lose, I’m winning. ‘Cause I give you all of me. And you give me all of you, oh. How many times do I have to tell you? Even when you’re crying, you’re beautiful too. The world is beating you down; I’m around through every mood. You’re my downfall; you’re my muse. My worst distraction; my rhythm and blues. I can’t stop singing, it’s ringing, in my head for you. [Chorus] Give me all of you. Cards on the table; we’re both showing hearts. Risking it all, though it’s hard. [Chorus]"
All Of Me, sung by Blaine Anderson, 5.20 (via jenndesq)
Apr 23 '14
John Legend - All of Me (Love in the Future)


'Cause all of me
Loves all of you
Love your curves and all your edges
All your perfect imperfections

Apr 21 '14

So this happened. GLEE FIC FOR FLAMING_MUSE.



She’s an enabler who enables. Also, this is set in her future!Klaine world of 24/7/365. Audrey belongs to her and Klaine, and she came up with the rhinestones and feathers. LITERALLY written into a post window, so there might be typos.

Fly, Starling, Away!

“Are you actually trying to pretend that this isn’t what you’ve secretly been hoping for all these years?” Kurt asked, folding his newspaper down so he could look at Blaine, his expression droll.

Blaine worried his hands, biting at his lip and pleading with his eyes towards his husband until Blaine couldn’t take it anymore. “But I made a promise!”

Audrey was bouncing impossibly fast on the balls of her feet, pulling on Blaine’s shirt. “Daddy daddy daddy, please Daddy, please?

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Apr 21 '14
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Apr 19 '14


glee 5.16 Tested

klaine♡ klaine♡

Apr 19 '14
Apr 18 '14


Now ~ 1.1k

inspired by now from dreaming wide awake.  contains speculation for season six based on the little we know from interviews, mentions of kurt/others, angst, and hope.  thank you, as always, to the lovely axe.

Los Angeles is harsher and more unforgiving than New York ever was.  At least, it feels that way to Kurt.  It’s been two years, and though he’s found his ‘places’ in and around the city, he still hasn’t found his footing.  It’s kind of difficult to do that when his whole world was tilted so far off its axis that it crumbled, and he hasn’t quite had the time nor the will to do much to right it.

"Hey, it’s—it’s me.  Um…  I got your message that you came by, and that’s fine, I know you’re busy right now, what with…  Everything.  I didn’t even realize how much stuff you still have here.  But yeah, it’s fine to leave it all here ‘til you can come get it."

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Apr 18 '14

(Source: babyblainers)

Apr 18 '14


kurt/blaine: burt pov, 1000 words

a/n: my hard drive died and i lost like 99% of my wips so i haven’t written klaine for months and this is like me awkwardly catching up with two friends i haven’t seen in ages and has like no structure and is the opposite of good but w/e hi ♥

Burt doesn’t have a whole lot of time for guilt, not unless he’s really earned it. Two decades ago he spent a whole week thinking he’d lost Lizzie’s wedding ring and his conscience made sure he felt every damn second of it even though she didn’t. He deserved that. It may have been pointless, but it’s not as if he’s ever been the kind of man to try to subscribe any concrete point to being human either. He just is. Sometimes these things are unavoidable and sometimes they feel like shit.

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